Dear Gym Membership Card

I’m sorry for the way I’ve been neglecting you. I’ve been a shitty work out partner. Not only have I NOT been gracing you with my presence, but I’ve been starving you of the electronic scanner barcode thingy-majiggy and I know how much you love that sweet beeping sound of approval. I’ve been a deadbeat friend and I aim to make it up to you.

I have written a similar note of apology to your friends, the Stairmaster, treadmill and free weights. Gym card, I’m surprised you didn’t suffocate, lost at the bottom of my gym bag, smothered under some Luna bars, thirsty for air

Please don’t be jealous of the outdoor trails as you can sense we’ve been spending more time together. I’m not playing favorites. In fact I couldn’t have done all the hiking I’ve been doing if it weren’t for your initial help. Here take a look at some of the pictures I have taken where I’ve been spending loads of time.

Supposedly, the color of my Aura is Amber




View from Mountain Home Inn, Mill Valley




So Gym Membership Card, Dear, Snookums, thank you for hanging in there through all the recuperation time of the surgery and the beautiful summer weather.

With that being said, seeing you last night was amazing. Hanging out with the Precor machine for 45 minutes was intense. Sweat dripping down my body, blood pumping through my veins, and the music in my iPod cheering me on. No one else can make me blush and give my endorphins a run for its money. Oh, and free weights, you are still my favorite but let’s keep that between us. We’ve got a lot of work to do. You will help me get back in shape for the summer. I will be learning how to surf which requires a lot of upper body strength and then a marathon which means my legs and my ticker have to be in tip-top shape. So you see gym, we will be seeing a lot of each other. I promise.

P.S. Please don’t be upset if I take a day off every now and then so I can roll around in my Heely’s instead. That's just me being a kid. Hours of fun, here I come!


Love,
Jakey